That awkward moment when you slip and fall
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Expectation:
Reality:
And then you break your foot and spend the first month of summer in a lovely boot…
(Source: alangwiggy)
I think about how much depends upon a best friend. Then you wake up in the morning you swing your legs out of bed and you put your feet on the ground and you stand up. You don’t scoot to the edge of the bed and look down to make sure the floor is there. The floor is always there. Until it’s not.
– John Green (via seabois) Via My Private Archipelago
Now think about it:
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how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
(Source: stevierrogers)
i was taking a picture and then i hit my funny bone on the chair
Things are sweeter when they’re lost. I know—because once I wanted something and got it. It was the only thing I ever wanted badly, Dot. And when I got it it turned to dust in my hands.
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned (via seabois) Via My Private Archipelago
